Rieccoci!
Pronti via con una delle nuove rubriche della seconda stagione.
Lo spunto mi é stato dato dal buon Watkin che, in un viaggio in macchina Pisa-Livorno, non ha saputo riconoscere tre e sottolineo tre capisaldi della musica italiana e internazionale, ascrivibili alla categoria “queer music”, quindi ho pensato di creare una piccola guida di brani che non possono mancare in nessun Ai-Pod ghei e dei quali si deve conoscere per forza il testo a memoria per poter dare sfoggio di se stessi nelle serate baraccone delle peggio discoteche dello stivale (e non solo).
(P.S. Watkin non ha riconosciuto nell’ordine Mamma Mia degli Abba, Ballo Ballo di Raffaella Carrà e solo al ritornello ha riconosciuto Vacanze Romane dei Matia Bazar!!!, cosi’ lo sputtaniamo definitivamente 
tanto lo sa che gli voglio bene….)
Direi di cominciare con 5 canzoncine di cui 4 assolutamente indispensabili e una più ricercata per poter vantare una cultura musicale vasta.
Disclaimer: non ho la pretesa di dare lezioni a nessuno e questa lista esprime il mio gusto personale e il mio modo ironico di vedere il mondo musicale ghei. Quindi chi vuole farmi il pappone di predica che non tutti i ghei ascoltano questa musica e che sono canzoni del cazzo, si vada a far fottere a priori!
1. The Weather Girls – It’ raining men
Humidity is rising – Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the street’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining men.It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
I’m gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she’s a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Men! Ame———nnnn!
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don’t you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature, she’s a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It’s Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising – Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the street’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining men.
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men!
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Men! Ame———nnnn!
Hear the thunder / Don’t you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It’s Raining Men! Yeah!
According to all sources, the street’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining men.
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men!
2. Dalida – Laissez moi danser
Moi, je vis d’amour et de danse
Je vis comme si j’étais en vacances
Je vis comme si j’étais éternelle
Comme si les nouvelles étaient sans problèmes
Moi, je vis d’amour et de rire
Je vis comme si y’avait rien à dire
J’ai tout le temps d’écrire mes mémoires
D’écrire mon histoire à l’encre bleue
Laissez-moi danser laissez-moi
Laissez-moi danser chanter en liberté tout l’été
Laissez-moi danser laissez-moi
Aller jusqu’au bout du rêve
Moi, je vis d’amour et de risque
Quand ça n’va pas je tourne le disque
Je vais, je viens j’ai appris à vivre
Comme si j’étais libre et en équilibre
Moi, je vis d’amour et de rire
Je vis comme si y’avait rien à dire
J’ai tout le temps d’écrire mes mémoires
D’écrire mon histoire à l’encre bleue
Laissez-moi danser laissez-moi
Laissez-moi danser chanter en liberté tout l’été
Laissez-moi danser laissez-moi
Aller jusqu’au bout du rêve
Laissez-moi danser laissez-moi
Laissez-moi danser chanter en liberté tout l’été
Laissez-moi danser laissez-moi
Aller jusqu’au bout du rêve
3. ABBA – Dancing Queen
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the musics high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance…
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Youre a teaser, you turn em on
Leave them burning and then youre gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
Youre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance…
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
4. Madonna – Like a prayer
Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
Chorus:
When you call my name its like a little prayer
Im down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know Ill take you there
I hear your voice, its like an angel sighing
I have no choice, I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes, oh God I think Im falling
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Heaven help me
(chorus)
Like a child you whisper softly to me
Youre in control just like a child
Now Im dancing
Its like a dream, no end and no beginning
Youre here with me, its like a dream
Let the choir sing
(chorus)
Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there
Just like a prayer, Ill take you there
Its like a dream to me
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5. Amanda Lear – Ho fatto l’amore con me
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